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25 mai 今儿被一无敌二的人搭讪了又乐又二的,哈哈
内哥们简直就是一白皮哈密瓜(外边白的里面黄的),今天坐火车到店里,刚买完票,坐在椅子上等火车,人少,就我跟另外一哥们,此哥们真是太神奇了,真是服了,挎西装加细皮带的穿衣方式,整个一中国农村出来的,随口吐了一口大痰,OMG啊,第一次见鬼子吐痰,惊了我都,手上还接着电话,说话声巨大,恨不得别人不知道丫忙是的,接一电话就内几分钟,在10米内自动画圆,内浮躁的样子让我联想起北京小爷们接电话也来回来去的走,不知道自己忙什么呢,吓的我赶快躲,火车来了赶快躲上去,哥们跟着我步伐进来了,坐我旁边说了句,你是中国人吗,我茫然。。。点了下头,哥们开始用中文问我:“你哪部分的?”我傻了都,接了句,北京北京,哥们紧接着,说“姐们,咱有缘啊,你家住哪啊”
差点哭出来我,石化了我都,哥们看我不说话,自己开始说,我在中国生活了10几年了,做好多大生意,去过大半个中国,过两天我要去美国,你跟我一起去吧。我在中国修路,他妈的,我太喜欢中国了,我心里话了,哥们中文真利索,还会说他妈的,KK,吹求功夫也牛B到一定境界了,我赶紧回头说了句,“首先,我不能告诉你我家住哪,我结婚了,我老公脾气不太好,不好意思啊,我先给我老公打个电话”,这一路上我就没敢挂电话。。。。。。。。
环境真能改变人,回来跟老公说这哥们怎么能把内些学的那么象,就连哜眉弄眼的小动作都已经东方化了。。。老公愕然的说,到哪都先学骂人的话,这说明学坏比学好容易。。。。。。 21 mai 周末的堪培拉,泡汤了。。。。起晚了20分钟,学校的车开走了,我郁闷的不是一轻半点了
按说手机买了也几个月了,还不会使闹铃功能,上了闹钟了,它没响,睁眼已经7点10分了,学校规定7点半到,我起床坐火车反正是来不及了,推老公要他开车送我,他竟然不同意,我命苦啊!!!!!!!
心理玩命的喊了几声,堪培拉破地方,继续睡了
日子过的啊。。。。。。。。。
离回家还有10天不到了,心都回去了 18 mai you're beautifulMy life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw you face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. Yeah, she caught my eye, As we walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, Fly high.(Fucking high) And I don't think that I'll see her again, But we shared a moment that will last till the end. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw you face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you. 8 mai 忒有用了~makeup(粉底) mask(面膜) mascara(睫毛膏) milk(乳) moisturisor(保湿面霜) mult-(多元) nail color(指甲油) nail enamel(指甲油) nail polish(指甲油) nail saver(保甲液) normal(中性皮肤) nutritious(滋养) oil-control(抑制油脂) oily(油性皮肤) pack(剝撕式面膜) peeling(敷面剝落式面膜) pressed powder(粉饼) purify(清洁用) quick dry(快干) remover(去除、卸妝) repair(修保) revitalite(活化) scrub(磨砂式(去角质)) sensitive(敏感性皮肤) shading powder(修容饼) solvent(溶解) spot(青春痘用) sun block(防晒用) toning lotion(化妝水) trentment(修护) wash(洗) waterproof(防水) -white-(美白用) acne(青春痘用品) active(賦活用) after sun(日晒后用品) alcohol-free(无酒精) anti-(抗、防) anti-wrinkle(抗老防皱) balancing(平衡酸碱) blusher(腮紅) clean-(清洁用) combination(混合性皮肤) correct(遮瑕膏) cream(霜) day(日间用) dry(干性皮肤) essence(精华液) exfoliator(去角质) eye gel(眼胶) eye mask(眼膜) eye shadow(眼影) eyeliner(眼线(笔、刷)) facial(脸部用) fast dry(快干) firm(紧肤) foam(泡沫) foundation(粉底) toner(化妝水) gel(胶狀) gentle(温和的) hydra-(保湿用) lip care(护唇用) lip coat(口红弧膜) lipstick(口红) long lasting(持久性) lotion(水、露) loose power(蜜粉) 发骚啦。。。。。。。。哎持续发骚~~~~~~~头晕,逃科。。。。。。。说话出现娃娃声~
自学英文
long time no see (好久不见) power line (电源线) morning three night four (朝三暮四) no three no four (不三不四) want money no,want life one! (要钱不给,要命有一条!) money or life? (要钱还是要命?) wang eight eggs 王八DAN wang old five 王老五 ten three point 十三点 no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 play a big knife before guangong (关公面前耍大刀) play an ax before luban (班门弄斧) we are brothers,who and who ah! (咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!) good good study,day day up! (好好学习,天天向上!) you ask me, i ask who (你问我,我去问谁?) 以下是最经典的一句:I’ll give you some color to see see(我要给你点颜色看看) 1. 某领导在会议上强调,现在我国已加入WTO,学好英语是每名干部的当务之急, 所以我们领导干部要带头学习,在这里提出几个英语问题看谁学得好,领会得深. 第一, how are you 是什么意思? 一领导回答道,怎么(how)是(are)你(you), 领导高兴地说不错,那我再问一个, how old are you? 这位领导接著回答,怎么老是你。 2. 有一个很喜欢学英语的学生,不分日夜都争取说英语的□会。 有一天他不小心走路撞到一个外国人,就不好意思的说: “I am sorry”。 “I am sorry, too” 外国人回答。 “I am sorry three” 学生道。 “What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。 “I am sorry five” 学生说. 3. 某日,一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:"凭我的造诣,没有什么成 语不知道的,就连中国成语也难不倒我!!" 于是同学纷纷发问。 甲people mountain people sea! 师:小case,"人山人海"! 乙:Three heart two meaning! 师:简单,"三心二意"! 丙:Look through autumn water!师:难不倒我,"望穿秋水"! 丁:Blue who say and the who's! 师:嗯这个我想(过了十分钟) 师不好意思的说:真的被你们考倒了,这句是什么意思啊? 丁生很得意得说:哈!是"不入虎穴焉得虎子"啦!! |
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